raganwald
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
  Hunh? Could you say that again, but slowly, please?
I just read this Innitech-style elevator pitch for a product:

The 2007 "TPS" system is a breakthrough solution platform that includes clients, servers, services, and tools. Built on XML and a set of new extensibility technologies, it gives you the solution building blocks you need to meet today's business demands more quickly than building from scratch.

WTF does any of that mean? Is the elevator going up or down on this one?
 


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hahaha, that's hilarious.
 
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